In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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