You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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