bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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