The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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