Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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