There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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