Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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