C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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