dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
How does one acquire holy water?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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