i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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