ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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