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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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