Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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