my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
honey bunches of taint.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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