we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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