he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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