It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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