Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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