PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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