her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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