This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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