I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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