that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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