Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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