I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize