): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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