But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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