I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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