she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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