my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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