In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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