Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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