I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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