I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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