its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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