whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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