I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I cut my penus on the lid.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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