if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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