i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I would ride that face into the sunset
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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