Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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