worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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