Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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