i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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