Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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