I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
This is my gift to your gina
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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