Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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