I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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