I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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