He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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