hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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